JEFF HELVEY FOR GOV'NA!
He has the Robert Redford / JFK look, so I'm sure he could be a shoe-in.
From My Brother-in-law Jeff:
I sent this email out to a few family and friends as kind of tounge-in-cheek but by popular demand, I'm now asking everyone to begin forwarding it as part of my low-cost Viral Gubernatorial Campaign. Thanks for your support.
Greetings my fellow South Carolinians. I'm not going to stand up here and insult your intelligence by telling you how I found Jesus or how we need to get back to our conservative family values. I'm going to present to you 3 reasons you should vote for me. Those 3 reasons are Henry McMasters, Andre Bauer, and Gresham Barrett. Henry McMasters is a lawyer-politician who tackles those tough issues like child molestation and internet predators. Way to go Henry - you've proven you can get things done by promoting issues that 99% of the public supports. Andre Bauer. Do you really want to vote for that bratty kid in your neighborhood whose parents bought him a crotch rocket when he was 16 and who then went on to successful business ventures like rim shops and car detailing? Now we have Gresham Barrett. When we needed to count on him the most in the US Congress, he voted for the $800 billion Pork Package and by doing so showed all of us that he thinks his political hide is more important than the $40,000 debt he just secured for each child in South Carolina (plus interest).
My name is Jeff Helvey. I like drinking beer. I love college football. I won't fly to Argentina to for a weekend in the sack unless it's with my wife. And I won't sign a bill that spends your hard earned money on a $5 million Green Bean Museum in Dillon, SC. Thanks for your vote.
Jeff
Greetings my fellow South Carolinians. I'm not going to stand up here and insult your intelligence by telling you how I found Jesus or how we need to get back to our conservative family values. I'm going to present to you 3 reasons you should vote for me. Those 3 reasons are Henry McMasters, Andre Bauer, and Gresham Barrett. Henry McMasters is a lawyer-politician who tackles those tough issues like child molestation and internet predators. Way to go Henry - you've proven you can get things done by promoting issues that 99% of the public supports. Andre Bauer. Do you really want to vote for that bratty kid in your neighborhood whose parents bought him a crotch rocket when he was 16 and who then went on to successful business ventures like rim shops and car detailing? Now we have Gresham Barrett. When we needed to count on him the most in the US Congress, he voted for the $800 billion Pork Package and by doing so showed all of us that he thinks his political hide is more important than the $40,000 debt he just secured for each child in South Carolina (plus interest).
My name is Jeff Helvey. I like drinking beer. I love college football. I won't fly to Argentina to for a weekend in the sack unless it's with my wife. And I won't sign a bill that spends your hard earned money on a $5 million Green Bean Museum in Dillon, SC. Thanks for your vote.
Jeff
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